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“So that Happened.”

It’s all over save for the shouting now, and I’ve been trying to come up with some overarching theme, some great lesson I’ve learned from my first year in law school. But truth be told, I can’t. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve learned a tremendous amount myself, my friends, this whole process, but I can’t distill one single lesson that I think everyone should know about being an evening law student.

I think this is because far more than day students, evening students have a diverse set of experiences outside of law school that affect how the process goes. Someone have no job, so have soft jobs that let them study at their desks, and some have complete soul-crushing jobs that cause you to show up late to your exams. Problems with your spouse or your children don’t go away because you’re in school. Hell, they might get worse. People will still get sick, have babies, loved ones may pass away. In short, life does not stop just because you chose to go to law school.

And maybe that’s the lesson. Maybe the most important piece of advice I can give is that all the talk of the transformative power of law school, of teaching you to “think like a lawyer” doesn’t mean that you have to change who you are. And that is not a bad thing.

Happy Steve Day!

Today, our long time reader and beloved friend Pakistani Princess’ man (Steve) is returning from the Land of the Pure. In celebration, we decree today National Steve Day, and request that all of you print the Official Logo (Conopantsday1.JPGurtesy of the Artistic Department), and display it proudly in your home or office.

Since “Steve” is internationally known to be synonymous with the ideal state of being, we thought we would list off a few cool things about your first semester of law school.

1. You now know what “offensive, non-mutual collateral estoppel” is.

2. You can tell the difference between remedies in law or at equity.

3. You know what a 12(b) (6) motion is.

4. You can identify things your spouse or boyfriend had done that make them a tortfeasor. And you remind them of this all the time.

5. You think more about the potential lawsuits that may arise from King Cake than you do about its sugary goodness.

So fly the banner my friends. Celebrate that you have taken off the Pants of Ignorance, and stand naked in the bright Sun of Legal Knowledge, basking in its warmth, and allowing its nourishing power to grow you into a “Steve.”