Happy Valentine’s Day loyal readers! The High Holy Day for the Secular Cult of Romantic Love is upon us again, and while you’re making yourself sick eating Conversation Hearts, I found this for you to ponder.
The ironically named Sandra Valentine had been married to her husband Johnny for 4 years when she went to work for Mississippi businessman Jerry Fitch, Sr. Seems that one thing led to another, Sandra got pregnant, and Johnny, suspecting things were amiss, demanded a paternity test. It will probably come as no shock that Mrs. Valentine’s “other duties as assigned” extended to Mr. Fitch, and the kid was his. Finding that he had been made a cuckold, Johnny did the only logical a man in his position could do: he sued Jerry Fitch.
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