Today, our long time reader and beloved friend Pakistani Princess’ man (Steve) is returning from the Land of the Pure. In celebration, we decree today National Steve Day, and request that all of you print the Official Logo (Co
urtesy of the Artistic Department), and display it proudly in your home or office.
Since “Steve” is internationally known to be synonymous with the ideal state of being, we thought we would list off a few cool things about your first semester of law school.
1. You now know what “offensive, non-mutual collateral estoppel” is.
2. You can tell the difference between remedies in law or at equity.
3. You know what a 12(b) (6) motion is.
4. You can identify things your spouse or boyfriend had done that make them a tortfeasor. And you remind them of this all the time.
5. You think more about the potential lawsuits that may arise from King Cake than you do about its sugary goodness.
So fly the banner my friends. Celebrate that you have taken off the Pants of Ignorance, and stand naked in the bright Sun of Legal Knowledge, basking in its warmth, and allowing its nourishing power to grow you into a “Steve.”
