One of the things I was rather surprised by during my first year of law school was the number of rules that professors had regarding behavior of students in class. Perhaps my age is getting the best of me, but I had assumed that the days when professors had to lecture students on raising their hands, not eating a meal during class, holding conversations with neighbors, surfing the internet on laptops and other disruptive behavior ended when I left undergrad. And that was ten years ago.

Of course, when I was in undergrad no one but the tools ever brought a laptop to class.

I am a big fan of limited rules in class – I would rather let my fellow students police behavior through good old-fashioned peer pressure than waste class time having the professors do it. I’m sure I can do a better job getting my neighbor to quit surfing Perez Hilton in class than the professor can.

Now, I don’t want to give the impression that no one in class is paying attention because they’re too busy playing World of Warcraft and eating catered dinners. But then again, last night, I was reminded that maybe professors do need to set down rules. Summer classes have begun and during our inaugural session our Professional Responsibility professor went through his usual rules, ending with “no drinking in class.” He said this with a bottle of water in his hand. I was about to get my dander up at this blatant hypocrisy when he clarified he was talking about alcohol, not general drinks.

I would be naive if I said I didn’t think this kind of thing ever happened in school – even law school. We’re all over 21, so having a drink before or after class isn’t a big deal. But c’mon. Drinking in class? Really?

I don’t get it. Unless you’re a bona fide alcoholic (which raises plenty of questions on its own) I don’t see how anybody needs booze to get through an hour long class. And what’s worse, I can’t believe that this is the kind of thing a professor actually feels the need to bring up specifically. And the way he couched it, he was laying the rule down not because he suspected it was occuring, but because it actually had occurred in his other classes. I had heard rumors, of course, but I didn’t think they had risen to the level that the professor would have figured it out.

I have to question the judgment of a future lawyer who would think boozing it up in Contracts is cool.

Then again, from one perspective, I suppose I shouldn’t be upset with this kind of behavior – if you’re drunk in class, you’re probably only going to help the curve come finals. At the same time, there’s something about it that I find inherently disrespectful.

I wonder if anyone else out there has an experience with this kind of crap in class. Is this a big deal? Is it not a big deal? Is it universal? Or was this an isolated situation?

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6 Responses to No Drinking In Class

  1. Theophile says:

    I like watching people goof off on the internet during class. It’s like watching my GPA rise right before my eyes.

  2. Sally Proust says:

    BigSho, did class lectures captivate your attention so much that you missed the bottle of jack being passed around the room? Some of our classmates seemed to tolerate nursing a hangover while mastering work and school. Correction, these students didn’t have full time jobs and had ample time to recover prior to class.

  3. BigShow says:

    Apparently so – I mean, I had heard rumors, but I had never actually seen it happen. Go figure.

  4. gilman says:

    I’m normally above that sort of thing but given the opportunity I would have gladly thrown a few back during PR…

  5. Dave! says:

    Actually, my final semester, in Remedies, there were a couple of people drinking beer. It was an evening class, and they’d just come from some reception.

    So it happens.

  6. John Q says:

    Drinking…in a law school class? I have never heard of this at my school. Plenty of people go out and drink after class, but during? Wow. It’s not like my school’s religiously affiliated or anything, either. The only time I could see it is on Friday morning classes when like half the class is hungover. Still, I’ve never seen, smelled, or heard talk of it. Most of the students in my classes are total nerds (myself included I guess.) I just couldn’t see them drinking in class. I guess a lot of them are the types who didn’t have any fun in undergrad and feel like they missed out, so they try to act like party animals now. They do exhibit all the textbook behavior: bragging about how much they can drink, recounting stories about “crazy” situations they woke up in after a night of heavy binge drinking, bragging about playing drinking games like beer pong (not that I don’t enjoy beer pong, but I do feel a little old for it nowadays)

    I hear lawyers have lots of alcoholism problems. We have to take all these anti-substance classes in order to graduate. Maybe they’re onto something. I don’t know.