Submit your very own Haiku honoring (slandering?) your 1L Appellate Brief. All schools welcome.

Here’s mine:

You red clad devil.

Your page limit frustrates me.

Can’t wait to burn you.*

* after I submit you, get a grade, and get you back, of course. you don’t get off that easy.

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4 Responses to Appellate Brief Haiku

  1. Big Show says:

    Left cover at home
    Now I have to drive back there
    I hate this dumb crap.

  2. Sally Proust says:

    Lots of sleepless nights
    Those cases, statutes, galore
    Put a fork in me

  3. Dr. Bombay says:

    I am still left with
    The taste of bile from Morgan’s
    Incessant whining

  4. [...] our recent foray in poetry suggests, the 1 L rite of passage that is the Appellate Brief is now finished. Oral Arguments are next, [...]