Submit your very own Haiku honoring (slandering?) your 1L Appellate Brief. All schools welcome.
Here’s mine:
You red clad devil.
Your page limit frustrates me.
Can’t wait to burn you.*
* after I submit you, get a grade, and get you back, of course. you don’t get off that easy.
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Left cover at home
Now I have to drive back there
I hate this dumb crap.
Lots of sleepless nights
Those cases, statutes, galore
Put a fork in me
I am still left with
The taste of bile from Morgan’s
Incessant whining
[...] our recent foray in poetry suggests, the 1 L rite of passage that is the Appellate Brief is now finished. Oral Arguments are next, [...]